Mr. Snail


verse 1 

mission impossible to pick up a flower

cause till he got her she’s escaped all her power

he sees an atari and he shouts out loud wow

don’t you think he overslept somehow

the sound barrier seems to be the eighth world wonder

he dances the cha cha to acdc´s `thunder´                           


chorus:

he got reflexes slower than a whale

one sentence under an hour a target he will fail

the human body can be moved fast it´s no tale

but you won’t figure out cause you are mr. snail


verse 2

he lies on his girl an it goes outside in

and half an hour later once again

on his bobby car he feels like the speed queen

his motor activity lame like a bean

in the mirror there’s a gangling looking twin
with
his braces so high isn’t that in?

                     

chorus: …


verse 3

concerning girls he feels  a bit like peter parker

but in his dreams he is the one to park her

he tears up his shirt and he’s cool like wolverine

rescues chicks last minute, well known in the scene

every time flying high with super human might

he gets back to real life by the alarm clock’s fight
   

chorus:…


bridge:

if he’d have to run for his life  it won’t be fair

cause death is even faster with a wheelchair

forever couch potato in heaven what a feeling

the devil would put him in a running wheel        

 

chorus: .. 


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